8 hours ago · 8,007 notes · Source · Reblogged from w0nderlanddd

bespookybescary:

It’s transparent. Drag it. 

bespookybescary:

It’s transparent. Drag it. 

20 hours ago · 55,718 notes · Source · Reblogged from holy-interruptus-batman

superdoctorharrylock:

Someone on my floor did this.

superdoctorharrylock:

Someone on my floor did this.

20 hours ago · 465 notes · Source · Reblogged from disneyblogforthewin

So my boyfriend did this asian experiment thing

samandirielswings:

berndor:

sstarfire99:

madame-uhvatar:

he was asked how Asian men look so good getting out of the shower

and well

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sweet baby jesus

magic

how

1 day ago · 132,524 notes · Source · Reblogged from originoffelton

giraffepoliceforce:

e-jack-ulation:

capteinwayfinder:

stickiebun13:

In America our warning labels are tiny and hard to read… This made me laugh to see a pack being so honest and open about the risks of smoking it.

*australian laughter*




Friendly reminder that when they tried to pass a law requiring larger warning labels on cigarettes in the United States it was shot down for infringing on “free speech.”

giraffepoliceforce:

e-jack-ulation:

capteinwayfinder:

stickiebun13:

In America our warning labels are tiny and hard to read… This made me laugh to see a pack being so honest and open about the risks of smoking it.

*australian laughter*

Friendly reminder that when they tried to pass a law requiring larger warning labels on cigarettes in the United States it was shot down for infringing on “free speech.”

1 day ago · 60,811 notes · Source · Reblogged from fifty-shadesofgay

(x)

1 day ago · 6,083 notes · Source · Reblogged from starlightview

Important 

1 day ago · 3,002 notes · Source · Reblogged from jackfalaheer

1 day ago · 5,155 notes · Source · Reblogged from jackfalalee

richbitchmello:

lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

Kill

1 day ago · 153,648 notes · Source · Reblogged from rj4gui4r

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

1 day ago · 100,701 notes · Source · Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

1 day ago · 376,343 notes · Source · Reblogged from sirensandsharks

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

1 day ago · 90,164 notes · Source · Reblogged from seashellsandpastels

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

1 day ago · 174,242 notes · Source · Reblogged from elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

1 day ago · 108,456 notes · Source · Reblogged from afternoonsnoozebutton

1 day ago · 10,414 notes · Source · Reblogged from what-about-breakfast-at-tiffanys