We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
5 hours ago · 110,452 notes · Source · Reblogged from themidwesternprepster
i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.
1 day ago · 31,234 notes · Source · Reblogged from polterdyke
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
1 day ago · 106,244 notes · Source · Reblogged from fifty-shadesofgay
Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night.
fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest
1 day ago · 180,050 notes · Source · Reblogged from fifty-shadesofgay
if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was
she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados
she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)
1 day ago · 31,323 notes · Source · Reblogged from fifty-shadesofgay
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
i want to skateboard on it
1 day ago · 172,304 notes · Source · Reblogged from elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
some of the more reputable sources: x, x
Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald The Los Angeles Times
1 day ago · 241,886 notes · Source · Reblogged from elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.
It was a catastrophe.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
took me a second to get it
1 day ago · 25,111 notes · Source · Reblogged from zimothy
This is Miko, a champagne pink fox
1 day ago · 50,345 notes · Source · Reblogged from zacharydupuis